Matt Calvert scores in OT for the first playoff win in Blue Jackets’ history.

(And they subsequently celly harder than your team could ever dream of.)

harlequinnade:

JACKETS!!!!!! JACKETS!!!!!!!!

FIRST EVER PLAYOFF WIN I’M SO PROUD OF YOU MORONS

crnpuck:

kill her………or just smack her with something

I can’t even put into words how much she is pissing me off. When STL scored in OT, she said and I quote,

"Wait, what even! Don’t you play OT until its done? What?"

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holy fuck she’s such a puck bunny i just

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The biggest point that’s pissing me off is that she’s acting like she know’s everything. This is legitmately the first game she’s ever watch EVER in her entire life.

The quote that fucked me up the most was, “They have to win for my first game! ;)”

NO, GO AWAY.

Her texts during the entire game were like,

"C’mon stop chasing them and play!"

"This is my first game, I’m a huge Blackhawks fan."

"When is half-time?"

"Who’s number 19? He’s hot."

The only reason she texted me in the first place was because I’m known at school for being an intense Blackhawks fan. I always wear my shirts and jersey. I talk about the games all the time. And she has the nerves to call me out.

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Hey. Hi. How’s it going? Fellow hockey fan, eh? Nice to meet you. No no, pleasure’s all mine.

First off: I totally get it. You’ve got that shitty icky oh-fuck-my-team-just-lost-an-important-playoff-game-fuck-shit-fuck feeling in the worst sort of way right now. The fact that your boys were 7.4 seconds away from a much-needed win makes it all feel so, so much worse. I get it. And I feel for you, homegirl. I’d be growling pretty loudly too.

However, the way you’re publicly shaming this girl is fucking embarrassing.

We were all that person once, who had no idea what icing was or how shootouts worked or which player was which number. Some of us (maybe you as well) were lucky enough to be indoctrinated into hockey mania when we were little kids, but a lot of people are just getting into it. And maybe this person is a little annoying, and nobody likes a know-it-all, but as the more knowledgeable fan here, you have a chance to teach her, especially because it’s her first. fucking. game.

I guarantee you it would take less of your energy to be patient and correct her when she’s wrong, or answer her questions, and understand that she’s just new, than it does to rage out in multiple posts on the interwebs. I guarantee it.

Look, one of the greatest things about sports is that it’s something we all enjoy together. Hockey is about family. It’s not as much fun to watch a game at home alone as it is in a room full of crazy fellow fans, and that’s a fact. So seeing someone like you go to such extreme lengths to intentionally alienate and put down a new fan is fucking reprehensible to me. The truth is, you might be an “intense” hockey fan, as you claim, but you sure as hell aren’t a good one.

Long story short: step off, grow up, and learn to play nice with the new blood.

Post Script: I’m not even going to address your use of the term “puck bunny” because I just assume that you fucking know better than that.

chrromebrutus:

ST LOUIS

GODDAMN IF YOU AREN’T THE MOST EXCITING PLAYOFF TEAM TO WATCH

STICK AROUND WILL YOU

WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU

NO FUCKING WAY

NO FUCKING WAY

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no-puppy-eyes:

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no-puppy-eyes:

D O V A H K I I N
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lcehockey:

NHL - Canadian Teams

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ST LOUIS

GODDAMN IF YOU AREN’T THE MOST EXCITING PLAYOFF TEAM TO WATCH

STICK AROUND WILL YOU

THE MAGIC BEGINS - Day 16: Favourite scenery/locations
D U R M S T R A N G  I N S T I T U T E

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game of costumes: part 10

tywinllannister:

→ Blood eagle

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Arin, Danny, and Ross create the sassiest Spore creature of all time. [X]

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harlequinnade:

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harlequinnade:

apoptotique replied to your post: listen cancer girl, me waving this lit…

*holds unlit metaphor* it’s a cigarette

*glues googly eyes to cigarette* it’s an anthropomorphism  

*uses a series of cigarettes to recreate the tribulations of Christ* it’s an allegory

*attaches human meaning to cigarette* it’s a personification

*uses cigarette to conveniently and inexplicably save your life* it’s a deus ex machina

*slides cigarette in and out of the hole made by one’s thumb and index finger* it’s a euphemism 

*holds the best cigarette in the entire world* it’s a hyperbole 

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motion to have tumblr user harlequinnade actually use a series of cigarettes to recreate the tribulations of Christ.

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